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Ken4155 | 14:00 Fri 12th Aug 2022 | Jokes
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My wife is threatening to leave me because of my constant celebrity name dropping. David Beckham told me this would happen.

As we approached the airport, the pilot started banking. "What a time to choose to change occupations," i thought.

I once asked my dad, "Where were you when you heard Kennedy had been shot?" He said, HE'S BEEN SHOT?"

Whoever came up with naming baby birds really missed a trick by not calling a baby pigeon a smidgeon.

If Elvis was alive today, he'd probably be dead by now.

Me singing; "Hush little baby, go to sleep." Cop; "No, I said do you have an alibi?"
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I love the Elvis one :-D
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