Collective noun query

[hippy66]

What is the collective noun for a number of laptops. does on exist and if not why not ?

[Quizmonster]

'Network' has been suggested as a collective noun for computers in general, so why not use it for laptops, too?

[netibiza]

I suggest "an apron" of laptops.

[hippy66]

Now I like that one :-)

[vehelpfulguy]

A cache of laptops ?

[rojash]

A nuisance of laptops ( I can't type or use that stupid mouse thingy on a laptop)

[boobesque]

how about a s**t load. depending on the make of course

[Trojanfarce]

It's a Dell, as in:

'I've got 5 laptops'

'Blimey, that's a dell of a lot'

[Buenchico]

When a train load of commuters are all using �2000 laptops to play the same game of Solitaire that they could each play with a �2 pack of cards:
"An absurdity of laptops".

When the same commuters are all looking round to see who's got the latest model to play Solitaire on:
"An expense of laptops"

Or, assuming that they're all running Windows:
"A crash of laptops".

Chris

[Steve_Luts]

Given the speed at which a new machine becomes 'old technology', I give you "an obselecence of laptops"

If used by blokes collectively looking at 'art house' websites, perhaps "a pornucopia of laptops"

Great question.

:-)