"funny" emails

[dustinmyeye]

i have a friend who plagues me with these " funny" emails that she then expects me to forward on to 20 people !

how to i tell her in the nicest possible way to please refrain from sending me these ?

i have just this minute received another " batch " .

if you could all please post your email address here so i have 20 people in my address book so i wont get 20 years of bad luck, my children wont starve and the love of my life will contact me in 20 minutes if i turn 5 times on the spot whilst drinking a glass of water upside down .
please help me

[funnygirl]

[email protected]!!!!

[Bbbananas]

I know what you mean - I get them all the time (most of them from my manager would you believe?).

Thing is, they're not even funny.
Just press delete.

[clawrence251]

I do the same, just ignore them. Your friend will eventually give up.

[aka pixi]

sorry but im laughing here dustinmyeye. I threw a real rant on another site years ago about the exact same thing. I just delete them without reading em now lol

[haysi06]

Och I dunno dusty, that last one about the 'throw' was really funny wasn't it?

[smudge]

I receive lots of those kind of emails from various friends - I just ignore & delete them.

Some I've seen three or four times around - very tedious!

[dustinmyeye]

throw ??

[Drisgirl]

Well theres gratitude for ya.

I have 100 odd Emails and she tells me to delete the lot.

I cant as I have a heart -so to sate her appetite for the obscure I only forward really good ones to her -even put a wee note on to say -really this is a good one.So effectivley-im bloody screening her EMails for her-man some people are never happy-think she want a kick up the fanoid -lesbo :)

Im doing all this as well as decorating and arranging the perty we practised 2 weeks ago-was it just 2 weeks ago -man you have to come back to the Clarty (lol) -i so want mair meatballls and pasta at 5in the morning lol -and the icing on the cake was surprising Van -way to go -we are so international -thing is im gonna hve to phone back and explain that you and me were pished and thats why you spoke to him -as you u rustled up the meal and I sat on my arse-wa haay -good night luvver xxx

[Drisgirl]

o is that a fact pixi ma lark????

[pastafreak]

My sis in law in NY sends me alot of them...mostly funny...but some are horribly soppy .......and so very...mmmm........American

[Slooow_Jo]

I only forward if I find them funny myself or if I'm really really bored lol but them 'forward to 20 friends in 5 minutes or your limbs will fall off' really vex me :o(

Hellooooooooo dris btw :o) hows you?

[Drisgirl]

Gat yer arse into gear Jo-just when youre ready like in your own tim lol.

Im still up if ya want to bel, me-if not then our loss lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Ice.Maiden]

I'll read them, but haven't seen any new ones for ages. I don't send them on very often, because I know that the recipients wouldn't want me to!

[Slooow_Jo]

I was yapping to you on the cell block thread lol

Could be a problem there with the call my house phone is ******** & I cant dial any numbers which have a 3,6 or 9!! I kid you not!! its a right ruddy pain!! But if you give me 2 rings I'll have your number on my missed calls & be able to call you that way :o) see where theres a will there is always a way lol

[Slooow_Jo]

I actually had quite a few new ones recently that I hadn't had before!! One I thought was brilliant was a video clip of a monkey playing with some tiger cubs :o) anyone else had that one?

[Drisgirl]

BTW i only post them to Dusty as she/he hasnt a load of friends ATM as she/he is transgender.

It knows im posting this being its closest friend.

i will stand by it as she becomes 'Dusty' -I have to say in all honesty that Sandy could have picked a better name .

I'll make no difference -you'll have noticed that 'she/he' has been integrating-it is in hosp ATM and want everyone to know when 'she' come back she wants to be known as 'Dusty'-might have to work on that one.

He is fine ATM

I'll keep you posted xx

[zxyvixy]

im sooo slow who you want a missed call from Slooow_Jo???

[Slooow_Jo]

Well being as i dont know you zxyvixy I doubt you'd know my number so i dont think it'd be you would it? :o)

[Ice.Maiden]

Hey Jo - is it Hall Green?!!! LOL. x