having a bad day

[Joy11]

Can someone cheer me up pleezzzz, I have spent the entire bloody day trying to get in touch with Dell Tech Support, only, either I can't understand their staff in Mumbai Call Centre or they can't understand me, Oh, what happened to the good old fashioned Customer Service?

[ChuckFickens]

not sure about cheering you up, but why are you trying to contact dell tech support?

[Joy11]

Having probs with my laptop Chuck, a few conflicts going on me thinks...lol

[angel21]

Try the Dell Web Chat
http://www1.euro.dell.com/content/topics/segto pic.aspx/sales_chat_index_uk?c=uk&cs=ukdhs1&l= en&s=dhs&~ck=chatd3&~lt=popup&~ck=mn

[CAJ1]

Seeing as you cheered me up last week!

What about taking it out on my stuffed army montage?!

[angel21]

Hope it helps. They speak English!

[paraffin]

C'mon, Joy,
Cheer up! We all have rubbish days!

Now, either sing or whistle the following:

THE SUN HAS GOT HIS HAT ON, HIP HIP HIP HOORAY etc etc

OR

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE (Whistle) etc etc

Feel better? Hope so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ianfran]

whats the difference between a short sighted marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and cannot hit

one hoots and cannot s**t !

Hope that cheers you up!

ian

[Joy11]

You are a gr8 bunch and have made and old woman very happy...lol, thanks Ang for the tip will give it a go, I hope there's no stuffing left in Colonel Bogey CAJ1, give him a good hiding for me please.....................(laffin)
Thanks again

[CAJ1]

Colonel Bogey is finished off now, don't think he'll live another day for any further beatings lol!

[NoMercy]

Man was recently fined �1000.

Apparently, wrapping your c*ck in the beano and w****ing on the bus is not part of 'comic relief' !!

Hope that cheers you up XXX

[Joy11]

you crack me up NoMercy, your'e a tonic

[tamborine]

Dell have large premises at Millbank Hse, Western Rd, Bracknell, Berks. RG12 1RD. Tel [phone].

[NoMercy]

I love you Ianfran!!!

What's the difference between a skinny woman and a counterfeit dollar?













One's a phoney buck!!!

[Word-Smith]

Did you know that a stuffed owl doesn't give a hoot?

[CAJ1]

Word-Smith thats terrible lol!

[no-knowledge]

why can't they understand you Joy are you Scottish?

[WhiteBear]

oh Joy, i know what you mean. when i first bought my Dell laptop, i had many problems. i spoke to the tech support i could hardly understand them, but could just barely work out what hes talking about cos i know a few techie words.

after them phoning me a few times and vice verca... i was still having problems.. and just left it and couldnt b bothered to ring them again.

[Word-Smith]

CAJ1 - terrible, yes, but also cheap! :-)

[Joy11]

No not Scottish, No Mercy, a Geordie, well ok! no wonder they don't understand me lmao!