I cant find

[knobsworth.]

my penis, can anybody heylp me.

Oh god I am so banned

[jackthehat]

It's where it usually is...............right in the middle of your forehead...............!!

[knobsworth.]

LoL at the hat very funny

[clio57]

If i lose something e.g. my keys I ask "If I were a key, where would I hide".

Please ask yourself this question and let me know what you answer!

[Buenchico]

Well, Knobby, you've used just about every possible user name starting with 'knob', so it seems that you're finally left with just calling yourself 'Knobless'.

[knobsworth.]

Well I have a devise where If I loose my keys I can whistle for them and they chirp back to let you know where they are but allas my penis is not fitted with a tracking devise as such

[knobsworth.]

There are so many more chris.
lol

[flobadob]

You probably don't have one.

[clio57]

Brilliant response Knobby. The thought of a chirpy devise is priceless. Sure it will be a best seller.

[knobsworth.]

Oh sheet thanks I did not even think about that one .
How clever of you to think about that flobbygob

[terambulan]

has lippy got it

[knobsworth.]

Whistleforapenis,com

[noway]

have you had a sex change,and forgotten

[clio57]

I'm so thick. Tried to click on it thinking it was a link. Good name. Subtle. You could do a version that lit up as well!

[ParkChoi]

knobby i'm not having a go at you, but you're a grown man; aren't you in the least embarrassed to post such stuff on here? there are so many lovely ladies here, don't you have respect for them?

[knobsworth.]

Ermmm no as they all have a soh unlike you porkchop

[knobsworth.]

And most of them are worse than me if you care to look around

[ParkChoi]

what the heck is "soh"?

[knobsworth.]

Anyway whiffey why are you calling yourself clio 57 now?
Jesus christ have you not got enough user names on here

[clio57]

Don't understand all the lingo on this site or half the "in jokes". I'm genuine. Who's whiffey. Thought this was a smell

[knobsworth.]

Well you would wouldent you.