cant sleep wont sleep

[dannyday5821]

this is how it works.

i feel sleepy cuz im ill.

i feel roof of my mouth has been swollen all day.

do i sleep and hope it'll be okay - because if its bad now ill probably wake up with it twice as bad.

or do i stay awake zombified but atleast feel safe knowin it wont get any worse whilst ever im concious.

*mumbles incoherantly*

[Mr Anonomus]

smack your head with a baseball bat untill you knock yourself out it always works with me so give it a try

[MWB]

Put your hard undies on, mate!

Lol.

[Ice.Maiden]

Will a cricket bat do?

[tamborine]

where has your mouth been to get so - sleep, so you dont do it again

[Mr Anonomus]

a cricket bat will do fine but make sure you give it a good old swing

[Ice.Maiden]

Do you need to have the balls as well?

[Mr Anonomus]

no you can eat them if you want or give them to the wombats down the road they'll like that

[Mr.Nose]

i think u should inhale some nice UHU glue or any brand of superglue!

it should numb the swelling and plus you'll also get high!

[dannyday5821]

well tried the baseball bat thing and now i f33oopnn reeeal l y y \ wwoowo zz zyt l . ..

*falls unconc*

[Ice.Maiden]

Wouldn't superglue just weld his nostrils together???

[Mr.Nose]

weel perhaps.
at least then he could get to take a trip to the hospital. on the way he could speed his ass off and if mr.policeman catches him he can just say"yes, well, hoo damn, whats up yo" then he may either get maced or batonned or he may get an escort to the hospital. either way, it sounds pretty freaky to me!

[Mr Anonomus]

that could cause severe damage to his anal glands tut tut ice....

[Mr Anonomus]

i like the way you think Mr nose i can really get to know you you know yea im a freak

[Ice.Maiden]

I think danny should stay up and see what happens.

[MWB]

For the freaks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v75qXUfp4wtw

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[tamborine]

tooooooo late ice - he's conked out!

[pastafreak]

OI !!!...who you callin 'freaks'........

[Ice.Maiden]

Hi tamb - he's probably "lost"!!! ; )

[MWB]

Lol, pasta.

[Ice.Maiden]

Ditto! Hi MWB.