Do you have a dildo rail in your bedroom?

[Bbbananas]

I've just been asked this whilst munching on my caesar wrap & trying to do the sunday paper crossword.

I nearly choked. I said no, I keep them in the drawer under my bed. Then she nearly choked.

What a mess, all over the table.

[mccfluff]

doesn't everyone?

[DEN53]

Did have but it was a ****** to dust - all the yellow bits of duster kept getting stuck to it........................................so had it removed

[Bbbananas]

I must admit - I had one in my bedroom when I lived in the farmhouse and I really liked it. You could display all sorts on there if you wanted, and I always had mine in a contrasting colour.

[Sachs]

Hello salla! ;0)

[4getmenot]

its a dido rail isnt it?

[redman41]

There's no 'l' in Dido (Dado) Rail so we'll have to keep them under bed like sallabananas !! lol

[jno]

I've got a Dido rail, but I have to keep the volume turned down.

[craft1948]

I thought dido was a singer..........

[redcrx]

the trick with a dildo rail is to get the ones like a rabbit.
Then you can hang them up by their ears :)

[craft1948]

is that like a Martin Clunes dildo?

[rinkins]

PMSL red!!

I don't have one ;-(

[redcrx]

rinkins, you need to go shopping girl!!!

[Bbbananas]

bless you 4getmenot - you are quite right - it is a dido rail. And that's what the woman at lunch meant to say - but she actually said dildo, which is why it was so funny...
(maybe you had to be there.....?!)

[redcrx]

oh come of 4get, even mum has to think before she says dada rail. Havnt you ever seen her giggle at that?

[Bbbananas]

craft - Im intruiged - a Martin Clunes dildo? What the hell is one of them? Or is a reference to the big 'ears'?!!

[4getmenot]

well I didnt know if salla understood as she continued to say she used to have one in her bedroom

[rinkins]

I had a candle party the other week, I nearly wet myself laughing when the woman kept talking about floaters....

[redman41]

Were they Phallic Candles at your Party rinkins !!! lol

[redcrx]

lol, rinkins, i think Id have laughed at that too. I hope she wasnt suggesting having floaters in the bath?

[rinkins]

Don't get me started !!! Of course these things are always funnier when you've had a drink but it still makes me giggle. Poor woman! I felt like a naughty school girl!

I also heard a bloke being introduced on QI a while back

Roger McGough