who wants to see a great christmas website?

[woofgang]

if you do, take a look at this...christmas eve only of course http://www.noradsanta.org

[Robinia]

Mornin' all...bloomin raw it is here but no snow thanks very much.

What lovely snuggly socks you've knitted shaney & a neat knitter you are too, mine never seem to look that even. I'd like to get clicking again but my hands are very achey & fumbly at the moment so I'd be hard pressed to make a dishcloth.

Well the fan had me in stitches for about an hour, (it was brought to my attn by Tarquin, so that figures) it's the kind of thing my bro-in-law would do on purpose if I asked him to install one for me.

Are we normal yet, can I phone the hairdresser? I had to put the bins out today as per.... Has anyone noticed the birds are singing in the mornings, even in the dark?

[Robinia]

lol jno, even my milligrams go up & down in the course of one day.
oh golly gosh, surely not?...someone's been impersonating Invictas
http://blog.juicedigi.../04/lol_cat-12926.jpg

[jno]

tut, this trolling knows no bounds... but there have been a few impersonatiors about lately, with nearly-names. I don['t know why people bother, really. Have people nothing better to do than hang around websites all day?

My goodness, is that the time?

[netibiza]

But which Invictas are they cloning, IAP, Mystress, Mr V or who ????

[netibiza]

All decs taken down except for belen (3 kings are acoming) and lounge xmas tree as I have to leave something for the 6th Jan1

Damn smoking ban, now I can't get an outside seat at the cafes for my morning coffee as all the smokers have them, talk about loyalty, where were they when it was freezing cold? eh? I was still sitting outside!!

[netibiza]

Hija has just weighed herself, and when I lift her boobies, she weighs a kilo less. I'd probably be quite light if someone lifted my bazooms for me!!!!

[jno]

the neti family leave their bazooms behind...

http://www.latenightw...llon.com/floating.jpg

[woofgang]

now there's a thought for Weightwatchers lol. I am another non knitter. the only big thing I have ever knitted was a sweater for DH and the first time I washed it it shrunk. It took me a YEAR to knit doing 8 rows a day. I can't crochet either, apart from doll hair, but I can tat and macrame (or could)
Its still grey and chilly here and the dogs have nicked the slanket. We have just been out washing the filth off DH's motor bike and are now in thawing.
Making a start on the decs tomorrow, todayI am tidying my craft room...new years resolution, the only one is this year I am going to use up stash before I shop for more.

[swedeheart]

Afternoon biddies and VIIIIIINNNNNYYYYYY!!!! / Aww Neti my feet are size 6½ these days but thanks - they do look much smaller on the photo so maybe the mobi camera isn't so bad after all *rushes to take full body photo* I see hija is still feeling quite festive http://i56.tinypic.com/280ml5h.jpg

Oh no Woofy, did you have to throw the sweater away or could some child or little person or dog use it...? I would have cried, I reckon you did.

Getting to know my mobi now, I've managed to MMS a photo and a recorded voice message to my sis, and download a ringtone, the coolest one, you have to listen, it's on this page, scroll down, it's number 5 counting from the bottom, the description is BÄSTA RINGSIGNALEN 2010. Click the arrow to listen. Oh it's so cool, I feel like I'm in the X-Files! http://www.polyphone....ngsignaler.aspx?cat=2 What ringtone have you got? (Sorry, I know I sound like a teenager, but remember this is my first mobi! And you jno are now officially the last person on earth who hasn't got one;-)

[Robinia]

Well gherkin's not rising to your comment is he neti? :o)

Lift boobs up? haha... trying to make me feel inadequate I s'pose? Wouldn't make an ounce of difference to my weight.

Well if that pic doesn't get Vinny speeding in here Sweedie I don't know what will. Love the ringtone, I only use the already installed ringtones and it very rarely rings anyway. I only use it for texts or to call taxis to take me home from the pub, lol.

I'd like to think this is the year I clear my clutter once and for all woofy but......

Your batphone's ringing jno...well I think you need to be a bat to hear it

http://img27.imagesha...img27/7052/phonee.gif

[shaneystar2]

I've turned my ringtone off and my mobi just vibrates quietly Kit :) I would be mortified if it started belting out the Radetzky March in public.

Very cold here again too and they said we would get snow but nothing yet and we don't want it either ,thank you Mr Weatherman .

I only knit socks and squares these days .I can't handle big jumpers etc anymore .I have no patience with big projects these days .The last jumper I knitted is still in a bag half sewn up :) I find small things do keep my fingers moving or they seize up and I can't watch TV without me knitting .
Aw Neti ..8kilos ..Mr S has now put on 6 kilos ,but he's pleased . I just walk swiftly past any mirrors :)

[netibiza]

We have a very old mirror in the hallway, and it is fabulous, makes one look long and skinny, all my friends use it! but alas tis a shock when one sees the real thing!!!

[netibiza]

Nah, gherkin will probably ignore us lot, as he knows we are much cleverer than he is! B00 absolutely loathes him!!

[shaneystar2]

Gherkin ! Lol lol lol ...........I've just read that .What a load of old fanny .
Living a lonely life in a flat round the back of Harrods now apparently .I 'spose Elsie has been ditched .

[Robinia]

I think he is Elsie now shaney, but minus a few years :o)

oh I'd better put Clive in the cupboard 'til Valentine's day...c'mon Clive, get that daft hat off...and that shirt, it could do with a good ponchin'....

[Jude123]

You've all lost me again -who's Gherkin?
I've put on about 2 ibs over Christmas so having to sort out me diet again. Well - cut out a few fattening things. Had some no added sugar chocs from Thorntons and they're lovely. When they've all gone I'll cut down.
Listening to The Rams at the mo with my fingers crossed. I could be doing some ironing but can't be bothered.
Back to normal tomorrow with Tai Chi and the Pub.
Cuppa time me thinks - see yer later 'gater(s)!

[swedeheart]

He just made a reference to the Spanish inquisition, lol...! Jude http://i51.tinypic.com/29bh8nm.jpg

[swedeheart]

...and also used the word 'biddy' in his reply to your challenge Neti, so maybe we're meant to take that as a sort of "I know where you live"...

Aww little Heidi the cross-eyed 'possum, she's so sweet, and Shaney the dog, and Mousey, and Johnny...

[netibiza]

At least gherkin's piccy is half right, he is a queen!!!!

[netibiza]

IAP used to work around Harrods somewhere!