Can someone...

[bobjugs12]

...please give me the kick up the arrse i need to log off the internet, switch my phone off and start studying. I need to memorise ECG patterns!!

[mollykins]

Sorry, i've got no room to talk.

[barry1010]

Surely that's easy. If the machine goes beeeeeeep....beeeeeeep....beeeeeeep all is well,
If it goes beep beep beep beep beep something is wrong.
If it goes beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeep,
too late.

[yogi-bear]

Here you go Bob, my good man.............do you think the guy that wrote it could be a bit of a p r i c k?................

(p.s Well.......you done the good deed yet, matey......what you waiting for?....christmas......... and dont forget..........take her some fine wine. :0)

[NoMercy]

Yogi... stop being such a perv !!

[yogi-bear]

Helps if posted you the piggin' link, eh?

I'm multi-tasking and packing for Barcelona...........see ya, Big Bob :0)


http://lh4.ggpht.com/...QsTcH9SyJE/image2.png

[bobjugs12]

Barry, I need to learn the lead placements on a 4 and 12 lead ECG, and how to recognise Normal sinus (which is easy, just a regular PQRST Complex), Sinus Brady and Tachycardia, Ventricular Tachycardia, Ventricular Fibrillation, EMD/PEA, Asystole (easy one - flat line), and PVC.

I also start defib tomorrow

[bobjugs12]

Yogi my man, I'm not sure what you are implying :D
NoM, hey beautiful. How is the Belle of Brum (or are you the Honey from Hereford tonight)? xx

[Sqad]

bob....ECG's are dead easy...remember, interpret them like having sex:

1)Rate
2) Rhythm
3) Pattern.

LOL

[supersuezy24]

Hello:)

Now go and study!!!

[boxtops]

Hi bobs, you;ve been missed - good to have you back in all your shocking pink glory!

[bobjugs12]

Yogi, I've already got that book mate. It's a lie!!

[NoMercy]

I'm the harlot in Hereford tonight, Bob. xx

[yogi-bear]

^ Can anyone translate......whadhe say, whadhe say?..............lol

NoM..........If you want a real man, you've got my number, sweetheart x

[bobjugs12]

Sqad, Normal sinus, VF and Asystole are easy, it's trying to put names to the others! It's the same problem i'm having with the heart. I can tell you what bits do, but i'll be buggered if I can remember what they're called!

[Sqad]

bob.......high ST takeoff with an inverted T wave in leads 1-4.

Diagnosis?

[NoMercy]

I think I've got my hands full with him up there ^^

lol

[NoMercy]

You really going to switch your phone off? Snif.

[bobjugs12]

Sqad....MI?? Not sure whereabouts though.
12 Lead ECG diagnosis are done by the Paramedics, we're taught how to read 3 Lead and how to set up 12 Lead

[bobjugs12]

NoM, i'll give you a call in a bit babe :) xx