Tax

[marval]

A village Medical Centre and Surgery is audited once again by the Tax Office, the latter of whom are convinced that the former is up to something because their profits and losses were always consistently sound. Naturally, the Tax Office wanted to try and catch them out, so the Auditor was persistently on at the Director about any trifling little things and eventually got onto him about surplus materials and waste.

"I notice there are a lot of cardboard rolls left over from bandages" quizzed the Auditor. "Ah, we have a substantial recycling drive here," replied the Director, "All the cardboard rolls are sent to a recycling plant and are re-used by the same supplier for more bandages"

"What's in that tub there? That looks like some sort of waste," continued the Auditor.
"Yes, that's left-over plaster from plaster casts," said the Director, "That too is recycled and re-used by the same supplier for more plaster."

The Auditor noticed another container of some suspicious looking fleshy bits. "What on earth are those?" he asked
"Ah, those are the leftover tips from circumcisions." answered the Director.
The Auditor looked surprised: "You're not going to tell me you re-cycle those as well?"

"We certainly do. We send them off to the Tax Office, and then each year they manage to send us a complete d!ck."

[piggynose]

sounds familiar, its mustve been recycled too

[Seafarer1966]

Christ that one reminds me of the following from many years ago:

A man was stopped by a policeman one day and questioned. The police officer asked the man what he did for a living. The man explained that he was a fanny stretcher.
The policeman asked him to explain in more detail.
The man said......well I get hold of a fanny and stretch it and stretch it until it's six feet long, then I paint it blue and call it a policeman.