NEW BODY SCANNER AT AIRPORTS

[laurababy]

FINALLY — A great alternative to body scanners at airports . . .

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates
the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at the airports.

It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a
win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It
also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice
would be swift. Case closed!

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system . . .
"Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat available on flight
number XXXX. Shalom!"

[squarebear]

Are you sure about this? How would such a device work without risking the safety of other passengers/staff?

[jno]

this has the air of an urban myth.

[ummmm]

This is old...

[Davethedog]

Never

[piggynose]

come on, i know its early but anybody can see this belongs in the joke section

[squarebear]

This must be a joke, as many of these explosives need mixing together to work.

[Authentic]

Squarebear...I need to get some money out of Nigeria...you sound like someone I could deal with...

[squarebear]

Sure, I'll email you my bank details and pin number.

[Whickerman]

not a bad idea mind