mazie ...
I usually eat at the airport, so I don't have to have the meal on board.
I can see a scenario where, on the News ...
"A passenger airliner landed safely today after suffering engine problems during the flight.
None of the passengers were hurt, except for one (as yet unnamed) passenger who was seen to pull an object from the overhead locker, strap it to his back, and jump from the plane, before being sucked through one of the engines.
Accident investigators are trying to remove bits of the passenger which were found stuck to the tail fins."