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Daily Mail £1 Million Pound Prize Draw!

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ChillDoubt | 22:22 Sun 17th Feb 2013 | Jokes
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The Daily Mail is to give away £1,000,000 in a daily draw.

Terms and conditions apply: No Gays, Blacks, Unemployed, Lesbians, Disabled, Foreigners, Benefit Claimants, Travellers of any kind nor anybody earning less than £75,000 per annum.


Good luck.
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Are Scots counted as Foreigners?
22:25 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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Och aye!
22:41 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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Bastards!! That wis the only thing haudin' me back :-)
22:52 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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Guess I'm a winner then :-)
22:54 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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Sorry Craft, I think that only leaves me and AOG/Excalibur.
22:59 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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SJP I bet you don't even buy the DM..............
23:01 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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If I feign a very polite English accent can we go 50/50 craft? Honest hen, ah kin dae it.
23:02 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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No chance haggis bum.............
23:04 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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40/60 then?
23:07 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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Bang on, Craft. Can't remember ever having done so.
23:11 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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So transexuals are OK then ?
23:35 Sun 17th Feb 2013
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So it's just between me and AOG then..............
00:31 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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30/70 - last offer (mibbe)
00:34 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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Begging is so embarrassing...................oh okay.
00:36 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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I thought you would have accepted more than 30% :-)
00:40 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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And I thought you wouldn't believe me :-)
00:42 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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R u really that desperate for a thread?
00:45 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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A thread? It's a million quid we're talkin' aboot here, pal.
00:48 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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If u say so
00:51 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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Awfully sorry craft, momentarily drifted into the Glasgow patois there, it won't happen again, I assure you. Aye Right!!
00:57 Mon 18th Feb 2013

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