What Are Some Useful Phrases To Be Used In A Pub?

[Intellectual]

What Are Some Useful Phrases To Be Used in a Café or in a Bar in London?

Thank you very much.

[jomifl]

Rather depends...on the prevailing language

[J9PUR]

How about...."Can I have a cup of coffee please?"

[malagabob]

HOW MUCH ?????

[Octavius]

Please, thank you, what time do the dancing ladies start?

[McMouse]

"The drinks are on me" will get you lots of instant friends.

[douglas9401]

You're 'avin' a giraffe mate.

[doctordb]

I've left my wallet in the car. You get them in whilst I nip back.

[dave068]

Blimey, these aren't Whetherspoons prices!

[mccfluff]

Oi wench get over here and serve me now (shouted loudly whilst waving notage)

Gets you immediate service everytime...

[snags]

'these bar nuts taste of wee'

[friedgreentomato]

Gosh, I say I would jolly well love a Bolli!

[tonyav]

Wheres the M1 north bound, mate.

[snags]

'the 3-pack of chewing gum from the machine in the gents tastes awful'

[Arksided]

What time's chas 'n' dave on? i've left the motor running.

[dave068]

Any chance of putting a head on this pint, it looks like a mill pond?

[society]

Where's the next train station please?

[Mosaic]

I say Barkeep, did you sterilise the water you added to this beer?

[marval]

This horse and kidney pie is minging.

[baza]

can I have a pickled egg floater in my lager top my good man.

[Old_Geezer]

To someone stood next to you. "Ere ! Did you call my pint a gay but perfectly respected individual !"