The First Question To Spring To Mind Is...'how'???

[sp1814]

Yet more nonsense:

http://www.news.com.au/travel/world-travel/gulf-states-consider-medical-test-to-detect-gay-travellers-before-they-enter-the-country/story-e6frfqc0-1226734737540

[youngmafbog]

Their country, their rules I guess.

But how? Large 'backside' perhaps for men?

[Brenden]

And the gay community think they have it tough here in the UK - I do not think Islam will ever accept homosexuality so give a thought to gay muslims throughout the world.

[Brenden]

Never thought of that ymb.

[Baldric]

Often here it said on here,
'When in Rome etc'
What's different here?

[Baldric]

Often HEAR not here,........(doh!, been out in the Sun too long)

[sp1814]

youngmafbog

You wrote:

Large 'backside' perhaps for men?

Not sure what that means.

[wolf63]

They have discovered the 'gay' gene?

There are quite a few stereotypical type answers that I could give but I am going to be good!

[sp1814]

Brenden

It's good that you say that. There are already programmes in place within the gay community to support the LBGT people in certain parts of the world.

[Sqad]

\\\\.'how'???\\\

Well, I am not an expert or gay, you understand, but i have it on good authority, that you ask the "traveler" to remove his trousers and underpants and lean forward. One then takes his buttocks (Gluteus maximi) and attempts to part them and if there is no resistance then one is gay and if the anal orifice is tight then this is a contraindication to "gayness" but if it is patulous....then........well need i go on?

I think they may well have difficulty in recruiting "examiners"........unless of course they are imported from Europe.....

[sandyRoe]

No need to go so far. Examine their iPod for evidence of 'show tunes'. That should do.

[ichkeria]

Nonsense is probably the right word to describe this.

[LazyGun]

I thought everyone knew - They are using Gaydars :)

That, or some con-man has sold them a divining rod kit claiming it can detect the quantum resonances of gayness :)

[Sqad]

\\\ a divining rod\\\

LOL...what an unfortunate term.........;-)

[Baldric]

Surely no-one would fall for that!^^^^^^

[andy-hughes]

Sqad - well that shows how bang up to date the Gulf States are about homosexual practices doesn't it?

As for lesbians - well, that should be really interesting?

I think any woman wearing sensible shoes should be deported at the border!

[Sqad]

andy....LOL

[Baldric]

^^^^^ The Great DM giveaway!

[China Doll]

Ask them if they can name the Madonna back catalogue... ;oP

[andy-hughes]

The border police simply have to say 'Judy Garland' and any man with a moustache and moisturiser in his luggage who smiles, can get the bum's rush!

(Ooops, didn't really think that through ... !

[EcclesCake]

In a similar vein to China, if a quick check of their iPods reveals a whole load of show tunes it will be a dead giveaway ;-)