Have A Good Chuckle On Me !

[Dee Sa]

recently on a charter flight to Goa we experienced turbulence and the captain announced fasten seatbelts, I was in the lavvy at the time and the lights went out, having just eaten a meal [ well I tried to] I wanted to give my teeth a quick clean before going back to my seat so in the darkness & in he I started to clean then but quickly realised by the awful taste in my mouth that I had used the heamoroid cream by mistake and the hostess is banging on the door for me to go sit down, never again will I pack such stuff for emergencies that just never are wanted.

[berniecuddles]

pile it on!

[baza]

bite the bullet.

[Fusion5]

Hope you never put the toothpaste on your, ahem! Piles. Lol lol

[Psybbo]

Oooooooh

[shoota]

What Fusion said ^^^^ It don't half sting!

[gness]

It wasn't for Dee's piles I'm sure....it's fantastic for reducing bags under the eyes....☺

[gness]

Jolly I said! And no guns....or weapons of any kind.....x

[shoota]

Ho, ho, ho.

[DTCwordfan]

A new medicine has just been announced by Pfizer. To add to their range of Preparation H, there will now be Preparation Dee.