Something For The Weekend

[Jomlett]

A man went into the chemist and said, "something for the weekend, please. A pack of 3".

The chemist said, "sorry, not allowed, eu regulations. Got be be a pack of 6, 8 or 12".

The man asked why, and the chemist told him, "well, a 6 pack for France, as French girls make love six days a week, then go to church on Sunday. An 8 pack for Italy, as Italian ladies make love 6 days a week, and twice on Sunday. And a 12 pack for the uk".

"Why's that?", asked the man.

The chemist said, "January, February, March...plus a free packet of Paracetamol!

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LOL....

[carrust]

Like it:-)

[pixie373]

Huh?

[cupid04]

:-)

[frugalfred]

Holland has imposed a limit on lovemaking - it's called the Dutch cap.

[EDDIE51]

I thought you were going to add a 4 pack ,Spring summer autumn winter.