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dustypuss | 14:57 Tue 16th Dec 2014 | Jokes
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I’ve noticed petrol prices are dropping fast .This made feel very emotional. In fact I started to fill up.
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At least when you broke down on the motorway carrust you had a hard shoulder to cry on.
15:06 Tue 16th Dec 2014
I broke down on the motorway... I was in floods of tears.

Good gag b.t.w
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I’ve just looked at (Related Questions) the second and third one down! Now that dose want to make you cry.
At least when you broke down on the motorway carrust you had a hard shoulder to cry on.
It must be your high-octane personality, dustypuss.
Lol @ Vulcan
Good one

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