Someone Has A Vivid Imagination

[237SJ]

What are ISIS going to do - storm the island and hold the puffins to ransom? http://www.northdevonjournal.co.uk/ISIS-Lundy-Island-claims-lack-8216-substance-8217/story-26685649-detail/story.html

[Peter Pedant]

I think there is a contest for this - I wonder if anyone can track it down,
and a little stainless steel cup ....

headlines like

Man buys Icecream .... and
Duck crosses Road