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Nice spacious bed..yes, we had that, and no one else had ever slept in it, our own pillows and bedding to suit us.
Breakfast..fresh bread from local bakery, fresh fruit, fresh coffee. Or when we wanted, bacon butties cooked how and when we liked.
Room cleaned whenever we wanted to, by us, to our standards.
Nice bar for a few snifters...oh yes, we had a fully stocked drinks cabinet/box containing lots of lovely stuff, bought very cheaply, even the good stuff. And no one had to worry about drink driving.
Give me self catering, one way or another, every time ;)