Going To Australia On Holiday

[AlfStewart]

Looking for an action packed holiday, white water rafting,rodeoing, sky diving, shark caging, bear baiting, fish noodling etc..

Where is the best place to go to in oz to enjoy these?

[Berniecuddles2]

are you at home or away?

[AlfStewart]

I'm in the UK.

[EDDIE51]

No bears in Oz ! and a Koala is not a bear it is a marsupial .

[EDDIE51]

Let us know when you intend to travel!
I don't want to be on the same plane as you and your harpoon gun and crossbow!

[AlfStewart]

Definitely a marsupial but we must agree it is very bear like.

[EDDIE51]

What is 'fish noodling'? Any similarity to chicken noodle ?

[AlfStewart]

Noodling is fishing with your bare hands, the way real men did it on the islands thousands of years ago but can be dangerous in shark waters so always need the harpoon.

[1ozzy]

Try some crocodile wrangling whilst you're down under.
Stingray riding is fun too.

[AlfStewart]

Id give the croc wrangling a try Manta riding would probably be fun if they swum much faster

[jno]

watch out for koalas, they're not always cute

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2862089/Looks-deceiving-South-Australian-woman-finds-cuddly-koala-turn-nasty-annoy-enough.html

Shark cages South Australia or Queensland. White water rafting Cairns QLD is okay.

[AlfStewart]

I'd love to be on this graceful beautys back



Manificent

[AlfStewart]

1ozzy do you have to do your diving qualifications to ride a manta?

[Lie-in King]

Bear baiting is both illegal & an anagram of AB'er baiting.

[AlfStewart]

Unfortunately i used the wrong words when i meant laying down food as bait and taking pics of the bears in their habitat which is out of the question anyway seeing there are no bears in oz.

[Zacs-Master]

Alf Stewart is an anagram of falser twa*.

[douglas9401]

Koalas are fine, it's their cousins, the drop bear you need to watch.

https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/cryptidz/images/d/d5/Drop_bear_sign.png/revision/latest?cb=20140107004943

[AlfStewart]

Thanks for anagrams guys but this isn't "puzzles"

Douglas, nice try

"A drop bear (sometimes dropbear) is a hoax in contemporary Australian folklore featuring a predatory, carnivorous version of the koala"

[Captain2]

You could always do a bit of camel racing.

[Lie-in King]

My money's on the camel.

[Mamyalynne]

Or adopt a spider.