Lost Luggage

[-SharonA-]

I tried to sue the airport for losing my luggage, but I lost the case!!

[tonyav]

Your brief wasn't very good then, Sharon.

[-SharonA-]

Yeah!

[elliemay1]

So you had to pack it in then

[tonyav]

I prefer a back pack myself, to much vanity concerned for me to carry a case.

[Tilly2]

How many puns can you get from luggage, bag and suitcase? I can't think of anything!

[DaisyNonna]

Naughty Baggage Sharon

[Garaman]

I was at court the other day, one case after another, must be like being on a conveyor belt.

[zebo]

Flew Delta? Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive, too true to be punny at times though.

[Patsy33]

They're a flighty lot!

[DTCwordfan]

so they sent you packing then

[Hopkirk]

What a carry on

[mikey4444]

I am reminded of the chap who checking in for Easyjet flight to Spain.

" I would like this bag to go to Frankfurt, this one to Athens and this one to Stockholm please "

Check-in clerk " I'm not sure we can do that Sir "

Chap..." You seemed to have no problem last time I flew with you ! "

[Cloverjo]

Love that, Mikey. Sorry I can't think of a joke to go with that.

[mikey4444]

lol Jo !

[Hopkirk]

Someone should be given the sack for that

[Patsy33]

The should be grounded...

[Berniecuddles2]

I'd be conveying my disgust

[Patsy33]

Did you feel like you'd like to run way?

[Hopkirk]

I know an excellent solicitor. If you use him, it's in the bag.

[Spicerack]

They've got you on the rack.