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Happy Suffolk Day!
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Greetings to everyone from the fine county of Suffolk on our annual celebratory day. We're feeling so good about ourselves today that I hear we've even relaxed border restrictions between us and Norfolk for the day. (People from Norfolk are normally only allowed into Suffolk if, as well as a valid visa, they can produce a certificate confirming that they're sane. There aren't many people from Norfolk who can meet that requirement!).
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A posh guy walks into a restaurant and demands the waiter to serve him a chicken from Suffolk
The waiter says "Very well! Take a seat, sir! I shall check with the chef and see what we have to offer."
So the waiter goes to the kitchen and after asking for a chicken from Suffolk the chef looks at him with a strange face. He hands him a random cooked chicken and tells him to bring that to the customer.
When the waiter arrives at the posh guy with the chicken, the man sticks his finger up the chicken's backside and gives it a taste.
"This chicken is not from Suffolk! This one is from bloody Yorkshire! Please bring me a chicken from Suffolk!"
The waiter goes back into the kitchen and tells the chef he cooked a chicken from York, but he needs one that came from Suffolk!
Confused, the chef cooks another random chicken and gives it to the waiter to serve to the posh man.
After the chicken is done, the waiter goes back to the customer.
Again, he sticks his finger up the chicken's backside and gives it a good taste.
"This chicken is from Newcastle, Bobbisox land!!! I want a chicken from Suffolk!"
At that moment a drunk man sitting at the bar who witnessed the entire thing walks up to the posh guy.
"Scuse me... could you please stick a finger up my ass? I'm so drunk I completely forgot where I live!"
The waiter says "Very well! Take a seat, sir! I shall check with the chef and see what we have to offer."
So the waiter goes to the kitchen and after asking for a chicken from Suffolk the chef looks at him with a strange face. He hands him a random cooked chicken and tells him to bring that to the customer.
When the waiter arrives at the posh guy with the chicken, the man sticks his finger up the chicken's backside and gives it a taste.
"This chicken is not from Suffolk! This one is from bloody Yorkshire! Please bring me a chicken from Suffolk!"
The waiter goes back into the kitchen and tells the chef he cooked a chicken from York, but he needs one that came from Suffolk!
Confused, the chef cooks another random chicken and gives it to the waiter to serve to the posh man.
After the chicken is done, the waiter goes back to the customer.
Again, he sticks his finger up the chicken's backside and gives it a good taste.
"This chicken is from Newcastle, Bobbisox land!!! I want a chicken from Suffolk!"
At that moment a drunk man sitting at the bar who witnessed the entire thing walks up to the posh guy.
"Scuse me... could you please stick a finger up my ass? I'm so drunk I completely forgot where I live!"
Thanks for the additional posts.
I'll grudgingly admit that Norwich does a few things going for it, Maydup, with this being my favourite ;-)
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I'll grudgingly admit that Norwich does a few things going for it, Maydup, with this being my favourite ;-)
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Thanks, Smowball!
I'm sure that we could find something to suit your palate though, Gness. They serve a fantastic selection of real ales (but no draught lagers or top-pressure stouts), together with some really good bottled Belgian beers ;-)
Now that reminds me of somewhere else I like in Norwich . . .
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;-)
I'm sure that we could find something to suit your palate though, Gness. They serve a fantastic selection of real ales (but no draught lagers or top-pressure stouts), together with some really good bottled Belgian beers ;-)
Now that reminds me of somewhere else I like in Norwich . . .
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;-)
>>> I had no idea it was a special day
That's because we're not too keen on allowing foreigners to join in our celebrations, Hoppy ;-)
>>> I'm not from Norfolk, by the way
Lucky you!
I hope that you visited one of the nicer parts of Suffolk. That basically means anywhere in the county except Haverhill (ghastly London-overspill town), Lowestoft (run down and depressing) and Newmarket or Mildenhall (both plain boring).
That's because we're not too keen on allowing foreigners to join in our celebrations, Hoppy ;-)
>>> I'm not from Norfolk, by the way
Lucky you!
I hope that you visited one of the nicer parts of Suffolk. That basically means anywhere in the county except Haverhill (ghastly London-overspill town), Lowestoft (run down and depressing) and Newmarket or Mildenhall (both plain boring).
