Windsor Castle.... I thought it was mine ?

[tellboy]

Just found out that the Queen has picked Windsor Castle as her favourite place for her birthday residence. She didn't ask me if that was OK , did she ask you ?

When it burnt down I understood it belonged to me (the taxpayer) and I (the taxpayer) had to pay for the repairs

[lankeela]

Have you checked your voicemails? Maybe her computer was down and she couldn't email you. She called me on her mobile and I told her I thought you would be ok with it, sorry if I dropped you in it, still maybe she'll put things right with a gong next birthday honours list.

[raysparx]

Sorry to say tellboy,it's only ours when repairs are needed, I like the monarchy,not the hangers on, I think Queen Lizzie does a good job,but there are quite a lot of them that are just along for the Ride, mind you it is a bit of a cheek that we have to pay to go into buildings that we maintain,Does The queen have a season ticket or pensioners pass,therefore get in for free???

[Loosehead]

And what about all the other public buildings eh, No 10, Derry Irvine's wallpaper etc, or are we just Queen bashing?

[raysparx]

Yes you are quite right loosehead, we pay for it all and you can't even walk along Downing Street anymore can you!!

As I said I like the Queen, but doing up apartments for people like that fat git Presscott and paying for the georgeous dictators wife to have her hair done is a real hard one to take !!!

[Octavius]

It's not yours, it's mine. I told her it was ok to have her birthday bash there, providing that she kept the music down and cleaned up afterwards.

[sense4all]

Did you perform a site search to check she didn't ask?, what did she say her user name was ..... I think it had some thing to do with mints ..lol!

[gary baldy]

Youve got it easy tellboy - ive just got the bill for Randy Andy's golfing trip and ive just finished paying for Lizzies posh train that she uses twice a year!