Tuscany Villa

[VINNY100_2]

have booked the villa cassanova for the biddys,can you get cheese on toast in the local village?caf� fran�ais. here..(:O)

[B00]

Ooooo, i say, very swanky!!!

Shall I dig out my costume and flowery swimming cap now then? It does have a pool- right?

Bit concerned about the golfball on a stick in the picture though, what's that all about? It isn't one of your infamous 'games' I've heard so much about is it Vinny?

[VINNY100_2]

Ooops sorry Boo,must check E.mail...more often....!
tis swankey init...im still waiting fer the ed to send me the deposit....its from the biddys pension fund...we pay in 1/6d a week each...yer know...but methinks she's run orf with the monies...!so it looks like were be spending a week in robinia's shed....!that stick is a lampost ...us biddys are only 3 feet high...hehe..!.(:O)

[netibiza]

Just flown overto check out the villa, hmmmm very nice - Shove over BOO and put some clothes on!!!!

Have out a towel on my sun lounger so don't any of you steal it.

[netibiza]

Just nipping to give the villa a thorough clean else that Mrs Scrubbit will have a go at Vinny. Surely the Biddies are due anytime now.

wanders off looking for italian waiter on a lambretta - deep joy!!

[VINNY100_2]

peeps through door....blimey..that spanish cleaners bin in..chucks george in cupboard........tut..!
now where does that brigit bardot live>>>>>>>>>>>>>zooms orf on me lambretta>>>>>>(:O)
they tell me its very nice in nice....!

[netibiza]

errr - Vinny Tuscany is in Italy and as far as I'm aware BB lives in France - you stupid boy!

ciao!

[VINNY100_2]

quickly turns the map up the right way.....hehe..!
right....I fancy bedroom 8....should be able to build me bar in there..proper job...! throws swettis towel in pool....ooops..! adi�s sra..(:O)

[netibiza]

Vinny I'm a bit concerned as there's only thee and me here at present, are we having an affair, and have I forgotten it?

[VINNY100_2]

its was a year ago yesterday we bin together....all them flowers... chocolate covered sprouts...all ....wasted...! its that bloomin george init...I knew it....drowns his sorrows in a pint of becks....sniffles...(;-)

[DaSwede]

Yoo-hoo, I'm here! It's lovely here - but the pool's a little dark, maybe a chandelier would- ... no Vinny no!

Jude, get yourself over here, forget it all for just a little while. I feel for you.

That was a lovely Little Robinia picture you posted the other day, Robinia. Looks like you're already plotting out pranks for years to come. "Tombs 'r' Us" - I swear you're like Eddie Izzard on acid sometimes. Now forget you heard that - I don't want to cramp your style. (You know, like the Nobel Prize winners in literature that always stop writing after they get the prize. But seriously, you have all the makings of a playwrite. Do something about it, if you haven't already, that's what I think.)

My youngest half-sister is in town, we'll meet up tomorrow. She's studying to be a cabinet maker and she's here to participate at a furniture fair with her class. We'll go to an Indian restaurant and have some of their strong green papaya. Cleaned my new old place and bought myself some white tulips - it's coming together!

and you couldn't have just said no?

Back a little later!

[DaSwede]

Me, myself and I and all my cyber friends.

Gotta go, sleep tight!

[Robinia]

buona sera biddizzios...where's our host Vincenti & why isn't he here to carry my suitcases?....ah, I get it, worn himself to a frazzle carrying on in the closet with that spanish woman...tut....

hi Kit lol! Eddie's one of my favourites.....I think between us on here we could do a lot better than some of the rubbish that passes for comedy on our tv at the moment. (love the bunny - bless him!)
do you think your sister could do something about the furnishing in this place?

Vinny you're gonna have to do something about these nylon covers
they're just not compatible with crimplene

[Robinia]

oooh, I always just miss you Kit...must type faster.

[Robinia]

oh well, I'll crackle my way off to bed, not sure which room is mine.....hope to goodness it's not nylon sheets or I'll be like a bloomin jumpin' bean all night.

buona notte x

[VINNY100_2]

blimey... ...! quickly checks room 8..whats that on me bed.....throws spanish passport and 3 legged donkey outta window.....tut..! ooops...landed in the pool...hehe..!
ooh heck...mama robinia's.on the war path...climbs outta the window.....heads for nearest cantina>>>>>(:O)

[VINNY100_2]

runs across field...>>>looks back....oi.! me lights just been turned on.....its ribena closing the shutters...hope she keeps my side warm...hehe..!(:O)..

[Robinia]

mmm, lovely big room I have all to myself....boing boing ....yep, nice springy bed.....right think I'll lock the door - you never know with these places, people tend to sleepwalk when they're in a strange place.

clunk, click.....

[netibiza]

Watch out Robinia-

Is that room 8?

[netibiza]

Any biddies about, I need help to post this link into my email but firefox won't paste!

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Q uestion363090.html

[Robinia]

see ya mail neti
....back in a bit.