Dear Deirdre......

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This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun newspaper..................................

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London and one of
my sisters, who lives in Brixton is married to a guy from Liverpool .

My mother and father have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependant on my two sisters who are prostitutes.

I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life sentence
in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape and murder of a teenage
boy in 1994, the other is currently being held in Wandsworth on charges of
incest on his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who is still a
part time 'working girl' in a brothel, however her time there is limited as she
has recently been infected with an STD.

We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into the
possibility of opening our own brothel with my fianc� utilising her knowledge of
the industry working as a manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be
interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute
themselves, it would at least get them off the streets, and hopefully the
heroin.

My problem is this: I love my fianc� and look forward to bringing her in to
the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her.



Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a scouser?

[fairkatrina]

hahahahaha very funny - and I'm scouse myself.

[teash]

PMSL beltin

[story_teller]

pmpl very good