School trip

[Thunderbird+]

A group of school kids from Glasgow was out on a educational visit to edinburgh castle.
At the end of the day mr Taggart, the form teacher was doing a head-count as the pupils sat in their seats on the coach just before they was about to set off, he noted that there was only 24 instead of the 25 on the register.
Mr Taggart counts again and says, okay simmer down, which boy is missing ? Young Jimmy Bell raises his hand and says, I think it's Dunn Sir, he was sat next to me on the way up. Alright boys just wait here and behave,I'll have to go and look for him ma self, mr Taggart shouts. Once back in the castle he ask's members of staff if anyone has seen a young lad, but to no avail, he then checks the gift shop and cafeteria then desides to look in the toilets and see's one of the cubicals is occupied and knocks on the door and shouts are you Dunn ? after a moments silance a small voice says... err not quite sir I've still got a bit hanging.

[Skreecheeboy]

My Grandad used to tell us a similar joke but it went on a bit longer and the chap was an irish fella called Neally Dunn, can't remember how his version ended though!!

[Bellringer]

Schreechy
Yes but theres no paper. That's no reason for not writing to your old mother in Ireland.