The French

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In light of the recent bomb scares in London the French press have reported that the french goverment have raised its terror alert level from hide to run.
The only two higher levels in france are surrender and collaborate. The rise was precipitated by a fire at frances only white flage factory, effectively paralysing their military.

[fairkatrina]

Fab! I'm going to text that to everyone I know!

[Marvelman]

Brilliant.

[taichiperson]

So funny........

[nightmare]

Excellent !

[rugeleyboy]

brill!!

[Jack_Sikora]

Bravo!!!

[johnlambert]

They are selling their stock of World War's 1+2 rifles and machine guns

They have never been fired and only dropped once!!!

they are also selling uniquely French tanks, they have 6 gears, one forward, 5 reverse