Funniest graffiti/graffito...

[spiff]

The best one's i have ever seen are........ In a pub in Carlisle called the King's Head, which stated 'I've felt Carol Vorderman's Bum'. In London (Holloway) 'Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead!', and in Crewe..'My friend saw a girl's fanny.And it had hairs on!' More examples please!!x

[sft42]

Above a gent's urinal...."Why are you looking up here...the joke is in your hands!"

"If you can't stand the heat...go and live with a pensioner"

[spiff]

Also have seen...."Bummers are gay!" and " smell my hand."

[sddsddean]

Signwritten on the back of a truck solely used for hauling potatoes. "In case of fire, chip pan in cab".

[IndieSinger]

Not graffiti nor graffito, spiff's example reminded me of a couple of t-shirts I've seen - "Homosexuals are Gay" and "Anorexia is Phat".

In toilets I've seen messages like "The word gullible is written on the ceiling" (and then there's either nothing there, or a message saying "... and now you're weeing on your shoes").

[omblod]

My favourite piece of surreal graffiti was one my dad saw on the back of the stagedoor in the Ulster Hall, Belfast, in the early seventies - "Lassie Kills Chickens". I also liked the white Ford Transit that had the words, "Also Available in Van" smeared into the mud on its side. All the same, it's hard to beat the various versions of the classic, "Jesus Saves. Cantona nets the rebound."

[Janetex]

Beat the Bomb - Mutate Now! Also, it's common practice for our tyre fitter to chalk "check nuts" on truck tyres; motorists take great delight in helpfully reminding the drivers who don't rub it off before starting out

[bernardo]

Do not read this graffito.

[del_1690]

There was a very original piece of graffiti on the wall at my school which insisted that "Cheryl is selfish" in large letters.

[andy hughes]

In one of the cubicles in the Students' Union at Keel University in the 1970's, above the tolet roll dispenser was the legend - 'Keele Arts Degrees - please take one.'

[5029]

At the bottom of a toilet cubicle:

"You are now cr4pping at an angle of 45 degrees"

[jjf2003]

In a toilet cubicle, just above the space between the floor and the bottom of the cubicle wall: 'Beware of the perverted limbo dancer'.

[Jenny Tools]

Written on a back of a van "Easter has been cancelled.......they have found the body"

[buttons]

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[IndieSinger]

"Save water - Dilute it"

[apricot]

In Liverpool on a very large poster bearing the words FREE GEORGE DAVIES some wag had written - 'with every 4 gallons'

[woofgang]

apologies to those of male persuasion but one of my favoutrites is "I really like strong dominant men...but I could never eat a whole one"

[Jenny Tools]

Written in the muck, on the back of a lorry 'wish my wife was as dirty as this ' under which someone wrote 'she is mate'

[saffstar]

I like odd, pointless graffiti best. These are some of my recent favourites: 'Duane is bum' written on a table on a train, on the same train there was a child's sticker with the name 'Jake' printed on it stuck in the toilet but someone had altered it to read 'Snake for sale' - why?!! I also laugh heartily at rubbish graffitti like 'Big C*cks' (written on a street sign near where I work). The strangest one I've seen lately was written on a door that leads from the roof of my office to the fire escape stairs, it says 'Normal people �20, ******* �5' (derogatory and offensive term for people with learning difficulties deleted). I have no idea whatsoever this person thinks they're charging for - or perhaps they're selling people?

[saffstar]

Ooops - almost forgot the classic 'Rock is dead - long live paper and scissors'

[IndieSinger]

There's a village near me called Duddo and it's a constant battle between village gangsters armed with a Tipp-Ex pen and the council. Using Tipp-Ex, if you take out the right-hand line of the U and the top half of the curve in the second D, you get... a very rude word on a road sign.
Also, a friend of mine in Sheffield lives on BENTS GREEN and when it snows and the snow sticks to the sign, you can just clear some of it to create "PENIS GREEN"