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All I can think of is exessive (here you go whiff another smelling mistake) ah but I am sure that you are more interested in the grand pr@cks arent you my little foot soldier)
Right to all that wish to know that is leg end and sunday and bigmmama you weeal all have to come. to My stag do its in mallorca (and whiff that is the right smelling most people thinks its called majorca but there is no j in the spanish alfabet back me up her leg as you must know that) in the first weekend of may.
It will be held in a little not a very known place called el arenal where everybody knows me and lippy as we go there at least 2 times a year and there is a bar there called the sportsmans bar and they are all from liverpool.
We where there when liverpool come back from 3-0 behind to win the champs leauge and words just cannot describe the atmosphere in there that day.
I am being serious about this (god thats a first) leg end is going for sure in his kilt and I want a few more of you to turn up (come on bigmmama make my stag do). It is so easy to get there you just book a cheap flight to palma on easy jet and el arenal is a 18 euro cab fare from palma airport and the hotels there are very cheap but a little basic but hey who cares. El arena is a bay and has a lovely sheltered beach of 5 km of golden white sand and it is so lovely there and not a lot of britts know about this place. Also just up the road from el arenal is a place called s arenal and that is an anagram of arsenal but that place is full of germans but it really buzzes there. So have I sold you to save up and come on my long stag weekend I have given you all plenty of time to think about it so come on then you lovely c beers who is going to be the first to sign up sorry I mean second as leg is there already and I think that I know that he wont let me down.
Will post a pic of el arenals golden beach in a mo.
Right to all that wish to know that is leg end and sunday and bigmmama you weeal all have to come. to My stag do its in mallorca (and whiff that is the right smelling most people thinks its called majorca but there is no j in the spanish alfabet back me up her leg as you must know that) in the first weekend of may.
It will be held in a little not a very known place called el arenal where everybody knows me and lippy as we go there at least 2 times a year and there is a bar there called the sportsmans bar and they are all from liverpool.
We where there when liverpool come back from 3-0 behind to win the champs leauge and words just cannot describe the atmosphere in there that day.
I am being serious about this (god thats a first) leg end is going for sure in his kilt and I want a few more of you to turn up (come on bigmmama make my stag do). It is so easy to get there you just book a cheap flight to palma on easy jet and el arenal is a 18 euro cab fare from palma airport and the hotels there are very cheap but a little basic but hey who cares. El arena is a bay and has a lovely sheltered beach of 5 km of golden white sand and it is so lovely there and not a lot of britts know about this place. Also just up the road from el arenal is a place called s arenal and that is an anagram of arsenal but that place is full of germans but it really buzzes there. So have I sold you to save up and come on my long stag weekend I have given you all plenty of time to think about it so come on then you lovely c beers who is going to be the first to sign up sorry I mean second as leg is there already and I think that I know that he wont let me down.
Will post a pic of el arenals golden beach in a mo.
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Of course you can my little lovely megan but your other half will have to dress up in black tights (whoops sorry did not mean that) if you are both serious then keep in touch and It will be a very great long weekend and the flights there are so cheap on easy jet at that time of year and as I said the hotels are around �20 a night for 2 peeps.
The more that I think about this the better it gets it would be so nice if we could all meet up for my long stag weekend
The more that I think about this the better it gets it would be so nice if we could all meet up for my long stag weekend
God megan I went to so antonie (well tthats in ibefa annit) and had such a mad time there with my 23 year old son god the things that we got up to.
Go on meg talk your hubby into it as leg end will be there in his kilt and I can assure you he is such a great guy and you will get to meet my 2 sons and me best mate who is gunner be the best man
Go on meg talk your hubby into it as leg end will be there in his kilt and I can assure you he is such a great guy and you will get to meet my 2 sons and me best mate who is gunner be the best man
ok meg loves you to, you have around 7 moths ( yea go on whiff I dare you) to save up and it will probbably cost around �70 each for the flights and �15 a night for a hotel room for 2 and I can asure you that you will have a great time there as I know the best places to go.
If you are serious about this then keep on here and when the time gets near I will give you all my knowledge (that sounds a bit rude donit) but you know what I mean.
Just one more thing to ad here whiffey where are you my man I would love so much for you to come on my stag do and I really mean that.
You would have a wonderfull time digging the beach up in el arenal and puttting toomstones there.
Come on whiff I would love to meet you
If you are serious about this then keep on here and when the time gets near I will give you all my knowledge (that sounds a bit rude donit) but you know what I mean.
Just one more thing to ad here whiffey where are you my man I would love so much for you to come on my stag do and I really mean that.
You would have a wonderfull time digging the beach up in el arenal and puttting toomstones there.
Come on whiff I would love to meet you
OKay, that sounds good, but i am going to atlanta, usa, in may, i have to gay friends who live there they are a scream.
My other half will have to apply for a visa again, he has a criminal record and you must get a visa to go to the usa, just driving offences.
So i think it will be the 1st two weeks in may, still keep me informed. love megan. xxxxxxxx
My other half will have to apply for a visa again, he has a criminal record and you must get a visa to go to the usa, just driving offences.
So i think it will be the 1st two weeks in may, still keep me informed. love megan. xxxxxxxx
Oh sorry meg that you cant make it and you do not have to have a visa to get into america I have a few crim records on file and have been to florida 3 times with no visa and the best one was when we saw the space shiuttle lift of at 6 am god that was so unreall.
Right meg you have loads of time to think about this and hope that you and hubby will turn up dressed as the rocky horrow show but if not we all still love you on here
and flolo you an your sis sound so unreall are you for real cause if you are them welcome to my stag do mrs slocombe an sis can we stroke your pussys
Right meg you have loads of time to think about this and hope that you and hubby will turn up dressed as the rocky horrow show but if not we all still love you on here
and flolo you an your sis sound so unreall are you for real cause if you are them welcome to my stag do mrs slocombe an sis can we stroke your pussys
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