Liverpool City

[WhiteBear]

Why is it that everytime i mention Liverpool is a great city, people jump to the conclusion that there are alot of theves there?

according to this article Liverpool didnt even make the top ten worse cities for household thefts. Leeds doesnt suprise me, they are usualy experts stealing cars


http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Ten-Best-And- Worst-Places/Article/20060431218946?lid=ARTICL E_1218946_Ten%20Best%20And%20Worst%20Places&lp os=Home_0

[Joy1]

bet my Newcastle did tho'...lol

[WhiteBear]

rob i lived in liverpool city centre for 3 years, had a brand new car parked on the streets , not a scratch!

i guess if i lived in huyton or edgehill it'ld been a different story !

[Mamyalynne]

Put quite simply it is stereotyping which may or may not at some point in history be relevant but sticks in the common memory

[trt]

The worst place in the UK for people causing a disturbance, drunk and disorderly and most arrest per population at the weekend, is believe it or not, The Isle of Man.

[trt]

But at the same time,

Police cordoned off Liverpool City Centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered in a car.

It later turned out to be a tax disc. LOL

[trt]

And not forgetting.

A Primary School Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'

'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I am a Man Utd fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Man Utd fan?'

'Because my mum is a Man Utd fan, and my dad is a Man Utd fan, so I'm a Man Utd fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Man Utd fan.

You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time..

What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'

'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.

[trt]

And the last one.

A scouser walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the
Counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a JOB'.

The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got One in from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his Nymphomaniac twin daughters.

You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays.

The Salary package is �200,000 a year'.

The Scouser said 'You're bullsh*tting me!'

The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'

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[whifffey]

Excellent trt!!!!

Do you have any jokes about Scottish people?

[trt]

Will check my Scots files later on today whiffey and let you know. Bit sleepy now, zzzzzzzzz

[mrs.chappie]

Best not to post any Scottish jokes. We'll never understand the accent.

[whifffey]

I can't understand the Scottish even when they try to speak properly.

[mrs.chappie]

Whiffs, did you try holding the phone away from your ear? That can sometimes help.

[mrs.chappie]

Howdy bez! Hope you're feeling good!

[mrs.chappie]

Yeah bez, it was.

Hey doll, I'm fair whacked, turning in for the night.

Catch yer later doll. xx