holiday disasters

[joggerjayne]

1. I left my driving licence in the UK.

2. At Heathrow Airport, on the way out, I bought some new Gucci sunnies. At Jerez Airport, on the way back, I broke them.

3. I hired a Ford Fusion, but was ''upgraded'' (!) to ... a Citroen Berlingo ... surely the world's most embarassing car.

4. Despite the thorough application of sun cream, I burnt my butt.

So, how was your holiday ?

[20SilkCut]

Seagull, you're back!!!....did you have a good holiday apart from the disasters listed above? ;-)

love
Magpie x

[joggerjayne]

Hi, Magpie

It was fab, thanks.

I could cope with all of the little problems except, maybe ...

... that Berlingo.

Who, in their right mind, would ever buy one of those?



Love,
Seagull
x

[20SilkCut]

Dont think i would buy a Berlingo, no...but hey....a small hiccup if all else went well....

I'm sure you are lovely and brown and all loved up.....
i hate ya!!! LOL

[joggerjayne]

Everything else was fab.

And, frankly ... there are certain advantages to having forgotten one's licence. Like the inability to drive home from restaurants !!!!

he he

And yep ... I've finally got my "all over" tan ...

Wooo Hooooooo !!

Hate me, hate me, hate me ... ha ha ha.



Love,
Seagull
x

[joggerjayne]

A Citroen Berlingo is German ?

And reliable ? ... Well, you can rely on them to look ridiculous.

We named it ... F'ugly Juan



Well ... it seemed funny at the time.



Love,
Seagull
x

[Buenchico]

Despite the thorough application of sun cream, I burnt my butt
As an (occasional) naturist I understand the problem but I never realised that you 'bared all' , JJ. So where are the best 'free' beaches around Jerez then?

[Gnawer]

Seagulls?

Vultures?

What is this, National Bird Week?

Love,
The Crow
x

[Buenchico]

Oh, sorry.

I didn't realise that it was necessary to adopt an avian name to post on here.

Love
Great Tit
xxxxx

[swanko]

wow a lot of disasters,at least you have a nice sun tan was you sun bathing nude to burn your butt

you should be grateful you wasn`t upgraded to a Fiat Multipla.

[joggerjayne]

We rented a villa, so I didn't go on the beach.

I just stripped off, and floated around the pool on a lilo.

And seriously burnt my bum.

But, hey ... it could have been worse !!!!!!!!!!



Love,
Fried Gull
x

[joggerjayne]

Chico T!t

I'm a total sun worshipper ...

And I love an all over tan.

A bit naughtily, when you have no white bits, I like the way the other women sneakily look at you in the gym changing room.



Love,
Naughty Gull
x

[swanko]

who`s chico t i t
silly balls i ope you aint refering to me....

[slinky.kate]

please dont talk about holidays,i havent had any,might go to brighton,so i'll see you jj,




love starling x x x x

[logic]

I think that holidaying in Brighton must be worse than driving a Citroen.

Cuckoo. x x x