Trans World Airlines

[Seafarer1966]

This is an old one but worth a mention for the youngsters who haven't heard it...

On board a Transworld Airlines flight the pretty young stewardess asks a passenger if he would like some Transworld Airlines coffee.

No thanks...replies the passenger....but I'd really like a taste of your TWA tea.

[another-view]

I don't get it.

[funnygirl]

Me neither!

[ummmm]

Nor me

[another-view]

I guess it's so old, the punchline has died.

[GEEMAC]

T.W.A.T. !

[ummmm]

Oh.

[Seafarer1966]

Good grief. There really are some slow people on here.

[another-view]

No, it's just not funny.

[Avatar]

It is funny, ignore the thicko's Seafarer.

[Seafarer1966]

Lol! Thanks Avatar. As it\'s Special Needs Day tomorrow I\'d like to invite you lot that didn\'t get the joke to mine tomorrow. I\'ve got crayons and plasticine!

[another-view]

If you thought that your joke was funny, I'm not surprised you surround yourself with crayons and plasticine.

[ummmm]

Will we get food?

[Seafarer1966]

Ah now then AnotherVole....have I said at any point in this conflab that I found the joke funny? Worth a mention yes....and somewhat clever if one can work out the punchline....and you didn't. It's benefit day soon so you can fire up the electric scooter and get some comedy rubber ears from the pound shop to entertain the crack heads on your estate. If you want drop dead funny rib ticklers that will have you exploding your colostomy bag with mirth can I suggest you read Marvals entries. I'll bet he was a scriptwriter for Bob Hope.

[another-view]

Ah my apologies. I assumed that if it was in jokes, it should be humerous.

[ummmm]

Meow Seafarer...

Do we get food?

[Seafarer1966]

Sorry I didn\'t reply to your question earlier Ummmm. Yes you can choose anything off the Uzbekhistani or Serbo-Croatian delivery menu and I\'ll pay for it. Lilt or Fanta with that?

[ummmm]

Fanta please but I would prefer wine. If you feed me wine I might find this joke funny ;-)

[Seafarer1966]

Lol! Whatever you like to drink Ummmm. Well thanks for the verbal sparring folks it\'s been entertaining. I have work to do so thankyou all....and goodnight.

[ummmm]

See ya see ya...

[another-view]

Toodle-oo