SCAREY hitch hiker

[Mustardmit]

I got back from a trip to Wales recently and picked up this bloke who was thumbing a lift along a lonely stretch of road near Brecon. He had a HUGE rucksack which he proceeded to dump in my boot without asking.
When he got in I asked him where he was heading and he just pointed forward so I drove on for a few miles. I told him my name and asked him what his name was and he said "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" So I just assumed he had a few marbles missing, ignored it and put a CD on. I asked him if liked the music, he didn't answer so I asked him what music he liked and he did it again "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" We were getting pretty near the end of the road so I asked him again where he was heading to and he did it yet again "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" By this time I was starting to feel decidedly uneasy. I'd got almost as far as the Severn bridge and as we drew up to some traffic lights, he started fumbling with the door handle, I asked him what he was doing and he goes "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!" got out, and ran off ! Anyway, he was out of my car and it was good riddance so I sped off. Anyway -when I got home I discovered he'd left his rucksac in the boot, so I lifted it out - it weighed a TON ! .....WEIRD !

[Kidd72]

too scared to look in it then because it was "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!"

[Mustardmit]

D'OH !!! (_8^(|) - ah well, it was worth a try.

[Kidd72]

lol, have you ever seen the film the hitcher, it started to sound a bit like it.

[Mustardmit]

Yes ! I loved the "finger burger" bit. The joke works way better when it's spoken (with the accent) -I should have thought first before posting.

[Richard1966]

I dont get it?

[another-view]

You were supposed to answer "What was in it" to which Mustard would reply "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS"