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Election Time
A couple decide to get married - in spite of their political differences - she being a staunch Conservative and he being an ardent Labour supporter.
However, on the wedding night the inevitable happens and they end up arguing about politics.
By bedtime there is a stony silence in the room - she is in the bed and he is sleeping on the floor.
After some time the woman begins to feel aroused and whispers to her partner
"There's been a split in the Conservative party and if the Labour memb@r were to stand he'd get in easily. "
"Too late !!" , came the anguished reply...."He's already stood as an Independent and lost his deposit"
However, on the wedding night the inevitable happens and they end up arguing about politics.
By bedtime there is a stony silence in the room - she is in the bed and he is sleeping on the floor.
After some time the woman begins to feel aroused and whispers to her partner
"There's been a split in the Conservative party and if the Labour memb@r were to stand he'd get in easily. "
"Too late !!" , came the anguished reply...."He's already stood as an Independent and lost his deposit"
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