My dad is such a baboon !

[NoMercy]

I've bought some special cheeses for a continental style, champagne breakfast for my mother's and auntie's birthday tomorrow. He couldn't resist cutting a piece off and trying it. We asked, with baited breath, what he thought of it. He replied...

"It's a bit like....[long pause]... your finger has gone through the toilet paper and up yer ring piece."

Oh god, give me strength!!!

[bibblebub]

how would he know?

[Answerprancer]

LOL - must be stilton !

[Count-A-Strong]

Is he naturally eloquent or has he had lessons?

[karenmac60]

Dads, dontcha just love em? :)

[NoMercy]

He's just a dick.

[karenmac60]

Hey Nom, I already put this on the 1 day thread (about an hour after everyone else had abandoned it) but I was born at 6.16pm on the 19th January - spooky :)

[Answerprancer]

oh bloody norah, not again LOL (reported)

[Count-A-Strong]

You don't spell diarrhoea like that. Fool.

[NoMercy]

What year, Karen? I was born in '77. I'm a Wednesday child.

[karenmac60]

I'm a Wednesday too - but 72 for me :)

[craft1948]

I am obviously a Sunday's child......

[pastafreak]

I feel a bit green now......

and I'm a Fridays child....whatever that is-I used to know.

[NoMercy]

Isn't Friday's Child Loving and Giving?

[NoMercy]

http://www.famousquot...mes/mondays_child.htm

[karenmac60]

Yeah, my parents reminded me quite often that I was full of woe - I was quite a moany child :)

[NoMercy]

I was a very difficult child too. Still am. ;-)

[karenmac60]

I'm not too bad - just when I drink vodka ;)