Holiday In Canaries?

[smurfchops]

I am losing the will to live.... Just been looking on tripadvisor and my head is spinning. Can anyone recommend a Hotel, in the Canaries, decent price but not full of foreigners starting with G who put towels on seats in the morning. By the beach and near shops and restaurants for evening. B&B would be great. Thanks all xx and which tour company?

[LyndaB]

In my experience, the worst offenders when it comes to towels on sun beds are the Brits! Can't help you with hotels as we always go self catering, sorry.

[snags]

You can write Germans you know... nothing bad happens... see?

[mccfluff]

g.e.r.m.a.n.s.
to be safe

[craft1948]

^ Dummkopf!!

[jno]

snags is merkelised by a passing nuke

[snags]

Or if you simply have a fear of the letter G, perhaps Hun, Jerry, Kraut or Rhine Monkey will be more appropriate?

[jno]

er, sorry, that wasn't actually a helpful answer, was it. No, I can't. Only advice I can offer is that Playa las Americas and Los Cristianos on Tenerife are very commercialised, and the weather is almost always better in the southern half of all the islands.

[boxtops]

When do you want to go, smurf? Everyone does the towel thing these days, you can't blame the Gs as longer..... Try any of the hotels on the Costa Adeje in Tenerife. I'd book direct, we don't go with any tour company.

[Jennykenny]

Santa Cruz is an interesting city, but you may have to mix with Spaniards.

[EcclesCake]

I'm trying not to laugh at the thought of going to a foreign country whilst trying to avoid foreigners!

[jomifl]

Yes those sneaky Spaniards, do you know they pretend to be nice, just to put us upright Brits off our guard and try to get us drunk wth cheap booze, absolute scoundrels...

[jomifl]

A friend of mine went to the Canaries for a winter holiday, he was most miffed to find it was too cold to sunbathe.

[tezmand]

i was in gran canaria last year in dec weather was bikini weather t shirt at night , playa del ingles hotel eugenia victoria cannot fault it tho there is germans there goin again march 11th visit