It's incredible!!!!

[MWB]

It's happening again!

I am looking out my window and there, in all it's glory, is weather!

My flabber is gasted. Without fail this happens.

[stewey]

Ye gads, my gob has been fisted: I can see it too....must be a pandemic thingy..........don't open your windows!

[MWB]

I won't, stewey.

I've closed the curtains, don't want to take any chances. Weather can be sneaky & call you names.

And it's cold.

[MWB]

Having typed that the weather is always there when i look out my window, I want to catch it out.

One day it WILL forget, or sleep in & I'll be there to not see it.

[jno]

given where you are, the weather is mostly liquid anyway.

[bookbinder]

Let's just hope that the government doesn't appoint someone (an otherwise useless MP, let us say) to be in charge of the weather. If he claims enormous expenses for doing this (non-) job, our glorious leaders might just stop providing any weather at all. (Er - it is controlled by the government, isn't it?)