Quasimodo And The Cop

[retrocop]

THE WORLDS WORST COP JOKE

Quasimodo, the demented bell ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the papers for a assistant bell ringer. One man applied for the job but he had no arms.
"How are you going to assist me?" asked Quasimodo.
"That's easy!" replied the man and he ran at the bell and banged it with his head.
BONG!!!
"That's amazing!" said Quasimodo. "Could you show me that again?"
"Sure!" said the man and he ran at the bell again but he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell tower. A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street and a police office asked, "Does anyone know who he is?"
Quasimodo came out and said...
"I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!"

[Jackdaw33]

Oh dear. That alone should qualify you for another suspension!☺

[Oldred]

And the following day there was another applicant who said that he was the twin of the man who had died and that family honour meant that he must replace him.
Unfortunately on his first attempt exactly the same thing happened to him.
When asked by the police who it was Quasimodo said........

"I DON'T KNOW - BUT HE'S A DEAD RINGER FOR HIS BROTHER"

[Jackdaw33]

That's even worse! LOL.

[askyourgran]

Reminds me of when Quasimodo came home from work and Esmeralda was just getting the wok out of the cupboard. "Stirfry for tea again I see" said Quasimodo, "No" Esmeralda replied, "I'm just ironing your shirts".

[retrocop]

Bet he got the right hump with her.

[marval]

Quasimodo, walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.

The Barman asks "Bells OK?"

"Mind your own business!" says Quasimodo.

[marval]

Quasimodo goes to the doc and asks "Can you get rid of my hump?"

So the doc asks him to take all his clothes off.

Quasi starts taking off his clothes, and he has loads of jumpers and jackets to take off.

As he is taking them off the doc says, "Quasimodo, when was the last time you took any of your clothes off before you put new ones on?" and Quasi says, "Not since I was at school."

So the doc says, "Didn't you ever wonder where your satchel had got to?"

[askyourgran]

Lol @ marvel,

[Oldred]

Quasimodo went into Burtons for some new clothes and asked the assistant

"Do you have a suit that fits me?"

The assistant replied "Well, if we do someone's going to get the sack!"