"A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex.." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
I used to love Mayo or ketchup sandwiches after school...Hellman's or Heinz. Still love Mayo...but needs to be homemade. Can do without ketchup.
Now I like smoked mackeral and avocado...or anything with avocado...:-)