Wrong Word!

[Caran]

Went out with friends for a meal tonight. When the dessert arrived there was a strawberry and another fruit with it. They asked what it was, I quite confidently announced it was a syphilis. There was howls of derision. I can't spell what it really was!!

[mikey4444]

When I was in Switzerland a few years ago, I got rather angry when the Barman kept looking at me strangely. I gave my order for an apple juice quite distinctly.....a glass of pommes de terre please !

[aelmpvw]

i'm surprised he didn't just give you a glass of schnapps