Eddie51 Wants News...so What's Yours?

[gness]

Mine....I vacuumed up a tape measure.....by the time I had unwound it from the brush it was very much longer...which is good news because I am now slimmer than when I started vacuuming......☺

[shoota]

Indeed you didn't Madam.

[gness]

Only if you tell your secret, Tilly....☻

I massaged a policeman, Shoota...husband of a friend......well he was a detective and spent a lot of time driving which gave him a bad back.....

I am really strong and can't be doing with tiddly little massages.....I was massaging his back when he said......God...bet you don't have any trouble getting the lid off a pickle jar!.....

So...gone were the days of a compliment being...you have nice eyes...you have lovely hair....now I can open a pickle jar...... :-(

[shoota]

I'm rather partial to a little gherkin as well...

[gness]

Knew a chap once who always called me a dill pickle.... ???

[Psybbo]

Not a hot tomato then, how about a caper?

[shoota]

Or a dill pickle will do....

[tonyav]

Oi pack it in, that's shallot now about pickles.

[gness]

Read that in your accent, Tony....made me laugh!

Always up for a caper, Psyb....☺

[tonyav]

;-)

[Psybbo]

And on a sad note, this lovely little country has taken a step back into the dar ages thanks to the DUP. Concern! Huh!

[Psybbo]

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