Have You Had Your Email From Mr Ban Ki Moon Of The Un?

[fiction-factory]

He needs to brush up on his spelling.

____________________________________

INTERNATIONAL RECONCILIATION AND
LOGISTICS VAULT
UNITED NATIONS OFFICE (UN)
COMPENSATION SETTLEMENT OF ESCROW ACCOUNTS.

It is a pleasure to write you that we have reconciled with our logistic department on the reimbursement of some fund spent by you during the cause of your inadequate dealings with some imposters who claim to be staff in banks and other regional payment centers.

Our reconciliation teams with the prospectus instrument of the United Nations after freezing suspected imposters account.This support was fully effective with the help of World Bank after a summit meeting in London, on the financial analysis and financial stability issues fluctuating the economy with the international global standard.

After gathering of this sum, our logistic department issued out some list of beneficiaries to be paid a sum of $3.500,000.00 United States Dollars who fell victims to these imposters due to unawareness. And mode of payment was as well specified for proper conducts and financial regulations to kick against criminality during process of payment. We have arranged your payment through our swift card centers, with the latest instruction from United Nations Office And International Monetary Fund Reconciliation Office.



The card center will send you an ATM Visa Card which can enable you withdraw your money in any ATM Center round the globe, Banks and Union Pay Credit outlets in the world; You are hereby selected as an honor for this payment approval worth $3.500,000.00 United States Dollars.you are required to acknowledge the receipt of this mail by returning the required information below to the Logistic Department by email to the email address provided below for immediate release of your funds to avoid wrong delivery while delivering your funds to your home address.



Office of the Reconciliation and Logistics Vaults manager,
United Nations Office Representative
Contact Information Officer:Rev.Peter Lloyds
Email: [email protected]
[phone]


1. Full Name
2. Phone Number
3. Contact Address
4. Country


For your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person or office claiming to be the right office to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment. Because of Impostors, we hereby issued you our code of conduct, which is (Atm-117) so you have to indicate this code when contacting the Card Center by using it as your subject.


Note: Kindly be informed that recipients shall be liable to pay $780 dollars only to Reconciliation and Logistics Vaults manager which is obvious cost arising for the security and delivery of the donation parcel and there will be no hidden fees. This is due to Legal law protecting all donation funds misappropriation. I will also have it in mind that the $780 is refundable to you after 21 day you have received your Card, do not reply to this email if you are not ready to claim your funds.

Yours in Service,
Mr. Ban Ki-Moon
UNITED NATIONS OFFICE
www.un.org/en/

[janbee]

No, but Barclays are very worried about my a/c and regret they may have to close it. Well.. ok I say. I've never had a Barclays a/c in my life.

[scorpiojo]

Lloyds Bank would like me to verify this activity or they will temporary suspend my (imaginary) account..

[Mamyalynne]

I have a wobbly bottom lip - he never writes, never emails, no flowers - nothing, sniff.

[Mamyalynne]

Oooh almost forgot though - Gerta did offer me a range of Polish girls last night.

Wonder if they'll hoover as well?

[Baldric]

Got a contact Mamya ???

;o)

[Baldric]

I could use a good hoovering!

[bhg481]

Oh, come on. English isn't his first language, so you can forgive the errors. I'm sure it's absolutely genuine and I shall be watching my emails avidly in the hope that I've been selected as well.

[janbee]

I used to get emails from a company called canadian Pharmacy which offered all sorts of pills, lotions, potions etc and in fact offered to extend my pen1s by 3" which I thought was a very clever claim as I'm a girlie !

[Mamyalynne]

I'll get you the link Baldric....

[bookbinder]

He sounds like a nice man.

[DTCwordfan]

imagine what that might do, jan?......three inches!

[Buenchico]

I see (from the '+27' phone number) that the United Nations HQ have outsourced their phone lines, away from New York, to a mobile phone in South Africa. It's good to see that they're economising ;-)

[New Judge]

I couldn't say for certain whether or not this is genuine because, as far as I'm concerned, the entire UN organisation is simply one massive scam :-)

[Jackdaw33]

I agree, NJ. In comparison it almost makes the EU seem fit for purpose!