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joggerjayne | 17:55 Sat 21st Nov 2015 | ChatterBank
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'Tis the Ball season. At last ...woo! First charity Ball of the season tonight.

Obviously I tried on half my wardrobe before going shopping this afternoon.

Hope everyone is having a fab and jolly weekend.

Oh yes, I saw Jen Kirkman at the Soho Theatre last night. Very funny. Like me, she has no kids, and isn't going to. She said (I'm going to use this myself) "I just never felt the instinct to ... ruin my life"

Anyhoo, have a great Saturday evening.

Oh, if anyone can help me with the back of my dress. Not sure how I'm going to get it off later when I've had a few. I might have to wriggle it over my head.
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Don't forget to post the video of you wriggling the dress over your head.
Get Olive to do you up!!!!
Balls to you to JJ! Have a good one, and respec' for your childless decision. You go girlfriend
Just don't be coming up here tomorrow with an hangover, jj. You'll get turned away by the border patrol if they smell stale ale on your breath!
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BB - that's not filed under "erotica" ... it's filed under "slapstick"
I'm imagining the shaky camcorder footage of JJ with a kebab and smeary mascara, arguing with a PC in the The Lanes. Police, Camera, Busted!
Hi JJ, I'm changing my name as I always get mistaken for you.
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Obviously I tried on half my wardrobe before going shopping this afternoon.



What was wrong too much room around the shoulders?
It made your bum look big?

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