Ground Control to Major Tim
AB Control to Major Tim
Take your viagra pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tim (Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six)
Commencing gness's countdown, engines on (Four, Five, Three)
CheckAlba ignition and may Goodlife's Jehovah's love be with you (One, Two, Psybbo-off)
This is AB Control to Major Tim
You've really made mikey's grade
And AOG's Mail wants to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the GMEB capsule if you dare
"This is Major Tim to GMEB Control
I'm stepping through the morning door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar Lady J way
And Minty looks very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tilly can
Far above the AB world
Planet UK is rather blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past one hundred thousand A1 miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my vulcan spaceship knows which way to go
Tell Alba and Nungate I love them very much they know
AB Control to Major Tim
Your Ed's circuit's now dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tim?
Can you hear me, Major Tim?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you "Boaty, am I floating round my Dursley can
Far above wendilla's Moon
Planet AB is blue
And there's nothing even Gromit can do."