Santa Stay And Play.........
Santa went down the chimney and started putting presents under the tree. He went to leave and noticed the most beautiful red headed women laying there in her naughty nightie.
She said, "Santa do you want stay and play."
He said, "HO HO HO Gotta go Gotta Go gotta deliver presents to the kids HO HO."
So he went to leave again and she said once more, "Santa don't you want to stay and play" as she took off her nightie and was laying there in a sexxy g-string.
He said HO HO HO gotta go gotta go gotta deliver presents to the kids don't you know HO HO."
So he went to leave one last time and the women said again, "Santa stay and play" and when he turned around she was laying there completely naked. The most beautiful thing in the world spread eagle.
He said, "Hey hey hey gotta stay gotta stay, cant go up the chimney with my *** this way!"