Sprouts Maybe !

[tonyav]

Wonder if this guy had eaten to many sprouts on his Christmas dinner.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/video/topvideos/woman-arrested-for-assaulting-farting-husband/vi-BBnR79B

[Psybbo]

You worried about tomorrow, Tony?

[tonyav]

Maybe Psybbo. I'm thinking of not having any sprouts this Christmas !!!!!!!

[DTCwordfan]

I've got purple sprouts for my bro in law, who is ultra-conservative on his veg, his mater believing the first thing on should be the Brussels.

[tonyav]

I believe that they are sweeter than the normal Brussels variety, DT. But are they wind proof ?.

[Berniecuddles2]

just passing by hope you 3 have a great xmas all the best

[tonyav]

Hey, hiya bernie. Hope you have a gud un to mate.

[DTCwordfan]

tell you tomorrow evening, tony

hi and have a good one bernie....

[tonyav]

Mmmmmmm, wonder if colour will make a difference.

[DTCwordfan]

Never smelt a purple fart...

An AB art it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the Food & Drink belly ease,
It warms the morning bed in winter,
And suffocates the ratter fleas.

A fart can be News quiet,
A fart can be R&S loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous newsy cloud

An AB fart can be one line short,
Or a fart can be goodlife long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a mamya midnight song......

A fart can create
A most curious Body & Soul medley,
A fart can be Chatterbank harmless,
Or silent, and Mod deadly.

Am AB fart might not on-line smell,
While others are jokesy and suspended vile,
An AB fart may pass quickly, two or three contribs,
Or linger quite a while.....

An AB fart can occur
In a number of Topics places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their pretty faces.

From wide-open stuey prairie,
To a small The Builder elevator,
An AB fart will find all of
Us poor suckers sooner or later.

But farts are all trollish bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Minty old farts like you!

Life is like a comic butt.
you're either covering it,
laughing it off
kicking it
joking it
busting it
trying to get a credit piece of it
behaving like a gaseous one
or you live with an AB one.

Happy Christmas - phew.....

[tonyav]

Minty old farts like you!


Ohhhhh, brave man, DT ;-)