Mickey, The So Called Driver of HGV Today,
Monday, Just got out of a Mini to start his? her HGV driving lessons empty Trailer,
Tues / Wed / Thurs / may have a test on frid morning, Whoppeeee Passed
Monday applies for a HGV Job, Whoooopeee got one with no experience,
Tues gets into a 40 ton with no experience of the Strapping, Loading, Position of the load.
Wed, Whooopeee I'm off to London or where ever I'm a Trucker with my right arm out of the Window, JESUS, why doesn't this thing not stop, Whoooo. get big roll out the cab is smelling,
Thurs, goes to Port Talbot for a Coil ( Roll of Steel for Fords ) I'm a trucker,
Loads up, gets tkt, flies out of the Gate, the coli flies through the side of the trailer, ***, how did that happen, Ring Ring, Hi Boss, lost my load, don't worry I'll drop your wage, make your way Home.
Frid, A49>>> M50>>> M5 fogged up, Geee what this stuff WAAAAAAAAAAA
Frid, can coupe with this Boss, Boss, don't worry lad I'll increase your money by 20p but don't tell the other driver, Oh, that new HGV Is your new Wagon, Geeeeeeeeeeee boss, no need for the 20p rise I'll drive that for 50p less, Geeeeeee I'm on a £100 a week, no night out money as I have a Bed behind the seat, Mickey, like a few on here that's done the job, I trained on the Small ones & worked up, by doing this you gained experience, a lot of HGV Accidents are caused, caused by inexperience and who is the cause? It's not the Young Driver, it's the stupid Regulations that allow Kids to drive a Dangerous HGV In the wrong hands, an artic can be driven by someone at 21, with no experience pulling 40ton, and GEEEEEEEEEE a weeks driving on a Empty 38 ft trailer, I'll rest my case.