Not that I am cynical but.....

[osprey]

an anagram of Sir Paul McCartney and Heather Mills is Crash amputee lands really-rich mint !!

[milly143]

It's all part of the conspiricy theory!

[Pippa68]

Ha! I knew it...

[kempie]

...except there are 2 Es in the first and 3 Es in the second.

[kempie]

...doh! - I need to book an eyesight test.

[Ward-Minter]

How could he dance with another when he saw her limping there?

[netibiza]

Maybe she's been leaving her leg in other bedrooms????

[dot.hawkes]

we've been doin these puns all day but we're stumped by that one

[laurence2]

South African loses his leg in a gold mine accident.

I'm fcuked now, he said.

Who'd want a one legged gold digger?

''Not me'' said Paul McCartney

[PhilBy]

Paul must of told her to hop off!

[Pippa68]

I heard that their main argument was moving house ~ he wanted to move, but she put her foot down.. they couldn't remember whether she left it in the bedroom, the dining room, the lounge....

[ludwig]

There's a serious question here. Why should someone who brought nothing financially to the marital partnership, and who sacrificed nothing of her own career to get married, walk/hop away from it after a couple of years with 200million ( a quarter of his money ).
That's the figure they were talking about on the news this morning. Isn't a marriage contract just about the most bizarre contract you can enter into?

[dot.hawkes]

laurie nicked me joke!:(

[jon1968]

Did you hear he brought a plane for Christmas ��������. and a ladyshave for the other leg..

[dot.hawkes]

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/People_and_Places/Question236355.html

anymore for anymore?

[informashun]

whats got three legs and lives on a farm?