Friday Evening English Language Competition.

[DTCwordfan]

Two wonderful new words that I have recently seen on FB:

(i) 'Bitchcraft' - the art of pishhing people off by simply speaking the truth

(ii) 'Procaffination' - 'I won't do anything in the morning until I have had two or three coffees.'

What new words - with their definitions - can you come up with, especially for ABers?

[DaisyNonna]

Not nice panky

[PankySmooch]

Lol @ Prudie

[-Talbot-]

PankySmooch
Bullshiteamania... Any 'story' posted by Gness


cripes!

[PankySmooch]

Sorry Daisy but some of the threads are a bit far fetched

[-Talbot-]

Andypuncture ... Giving posters on a forum the needle

[DaisyNonna]

So are the disasters that happen to me!

[-Talbot-]

Chronic Rhetronitis ... An irritation when something gets up your nose.

[-Talbot-]

andydemic --- // The uncontrollable spread of copy and paste //

[Tilly2]

I knew this thread would turn into people having a pop at others.

[-Talbot-]

Get a SOH, Tilly.

[Tilly2]

I have one. It must be different from yours.:-)

[CrapAtCryptics]

Cryptopia - failing to see the answer to an obvious cryptic clue after hours of looking

[Prudie]

smugboosting - giving the correct answer to a crossword clue 4 hours after 10 posters have already given the correct answer

[-Talbot-]

Yes you do, Tilly. I think (I may be wrong) that two of your posts on this thread are having a dig at my answers.


Miserablacity....pour water on another's post.



And yet the OP doesn't seem to have a problem ... so who is actually pouring water on another's post?

[dannyk13]

Thankuphobia- (self explanatory)

[Tilly2]

You are wrong, Talbot. I'm not a 'have a dig' sort of person.

Not online, that is.

[-Talbot-]

Dannytulations -- the praising of a poster's 'Best Answer' total by other fellow posters